Simply Kalyan….. in “Life in 4 Years of Engineering”………..

Faster than light, some haunting, some fleeting, some sweet, and some filled with sorrow, THOUGHTS are what make me or break me. In search of my true self, a journal that deals with day-to-day things that leave their mark on me.. RACING THOUGHTS, my spoken and unspoken reflections!! A Engineering Graduate  working on the rusted professional skills lazily, enjoying the blessing called “ENGINEER” in Hyderabad of AP. Whatever I am.. I AM LIKE THATTT ONLY!! నా ఇష్టం, నాకిష్టం……

THAT’S ‘PLANE’ ENGINEERING

Most of my Engineering years have been spent on-‘line’. ……

It’s all about the point of view!

Why Engineering students scream at Newton, Maxwell, Einstein(Dennis Ritche,Charles babage , JAVA….OS…CN…denamma……..) and all those whose contribution lead us to a life of ‘could-have-been-more-human’-hood (No offence to Salman Khan),

Do hell with your orders! Do hell with your laws!…..syntax…..code…..

MY FIRST YEAR………….(How I Met Every ONE….!!!)

A Small world….with a drafter and its owner 08N21A0539…….and APPAJI sir (Dennis Ritche , Bjarne Stroustrup,James Gosling of N.I.E.T)……..BCOZ he taught me c….c++…..java….!!!

Some Jokes With 5A7 and 575(1^st bench…edo engineering coll lo seat tho patu bench kuda konukunattu)…….

Great Time IN “10” Number Bus……Samaikya(pitre1)….Mallik….(Pitre2)…….ofcourse 539……ECE boyz…..pradeep…..sudheer…….best student of the academic VENKATA RAMANA…….proud of EEE dept….(can take it seriously as a joke….)…NNIT……

 

Relativity of simultaneity:
Ask a difficult doubt during some lecture and also tell your friend from 1st bench (die a bit inside, you have a friend who occupyies 1st bench). Note the variations in reaction: “Sit down! Don’t interrupt during my lecture.” and “I’ll get back to you about it in the next lecture.”

Time dilation: Moving clocks are measured to tick more slowly than an observer’s “stationary” clock. When a dull lecture is being delivered by a stationary, ‘kitna pakayega saale’ Professor, (Swathi madam….M1) the wanderings of a student’s mind cause motion which makes the clock tick at a slower pace.

Length contraction: Objects are measured to be shortened with respect to the observer.
Write a full leaf answer in the exam for 10 marks. Ask the professor why it got assessed as 5.

(BEE and EDC)

Mass–energy equivalence: Energy and mass are equivalent and transmutable.
Engineering workshops. A huge amount of mental and physical energy gets transmuted into crapload of mass.

OPPOSITE RAYS signify the direction of attention
As most of us suffer from Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder depending on how boring the lecture is, the scenario when a prof asks, “Why are you talking, tell me, what was I teaching?”, the actual answer on our minds is, “see, even you can’t recollect what you were teaching? And you’re asking me!”

 

Maximum speed is finite: No physical object, message or field line can travel faster than the speed of light in a vacuum. The diagonal conversations inside the exam hall during exam are more likely to get caught.

By seeng u r result u will cme to know wat ENGINEERING is all about…..especially JNTU

“PATTAR FAKE …………TAMASHA DEKH…..”

MY SECOND YEAR………….(How I Looked at Every ONE….!!!)

FIRST BENCH (598(myself)….575……5A7)………AFTER A struggle in frst year….to know who is der for u during trouble times…………sweetly described us a 3 idiots………AS USAL with 539……became as close as possible……..

Here are a few ThingsI Learned in 2^nd  Year:

Be alive and active on social networks.

Waste your day playing games, talking nonsense or doing nothing. Start studying only at night, after all the sitcoms are over.(539….Arey……SHADE GAME….took off the whole second year…)

Log in to facebook first. Then only open other tabs.

Develop selective listening skills.

Discover the regular hangouts with seniors. Always be present there.

Have at least one place at college that’s known just to your group.(if you have a college) …..

After getting a BACKLOG in first year, cry. After entering second year, look at the first years cry after getting a BACKLOG and say, “Overacting!”

At the end of semester with a backlog….Digital Logic Design….(DLD)….

But compensated it with 5a7(one of the 3 idiots..) becoming….topper of the sem

Second semester………..

DIVYA MAM………..DIVYA MAM…………copying with 5A7 …. 575 …… in front of her on the frst day of her visit to our class……….and atlast from her mouth……u r smethng “SPECIAL”……really makes u feel special………..

A Little HURT of moving away from our APPAJI sir……..

575 Popularity among all as PHARMACY Principals Nephew………..!!!!

Buy easy solutions. Buy text books. Know the reference books’ names and authors to tell the external examiner during vivas.

Run to save the last seat during midterm tests Make sure that you’re surrounded by 2-3 who have read something.

Well begun is half done. Half done gets c+ if the examiner is attentive.

Call a friend to ask syllabus 1 day before exam.

Ask friends to tell the full form of the subject before its viva.

Group study works only when there are 3 hours left for exam. Before that, it’s an # epic fail.

Check the number of pages before starting to read the chapter.

Download like there’s no tomorrow. Support piracy.

Talk about everything like you know it. Especially during placements.

Never skip meals for assignments and studies.

Eat junk food. You have the responsibility to save the rest from it, so finish it from the Earth!

Copy assignments. Write the master copy at least once in four years.

Xerox machine is one of your favourite Engineering miracles. Worship it.

Stay connected with the class on WhatsApp and network groups.(I didnt but If u hve u can)

GROUP STUDY(nght ouot) WITH 575……….great time……..wonder on my mom’s face…..is my son that GOOD………!!!! And a whoping result……..happy that 575 got 70%…..which is his best in engg…..!!!!

MY THIRD YEAR………….(HOW AM I Missing ONLY ONE….(Appaji sir)…..!!!)

 

The one man(APPAJI sir) whom we used to respect and for whose classes we used to cme to college has left the college………..Came to the Atitude “ MY LIFE MY RULES…….”………..DNT CARE ANYONE………

 

Follow massbunks religiously.(575…598…5A7)

Do not feel bad if you get an A and the one who copies your answer gets an A++.

Classmates hate teachers’ puppies. Professors hate cool/beautiful students. Be none.

Stay neutral. Remember, increasing your tolerance threshold is a part of Engineering,

Do not complain about not maintaining cleanliness. That concept was extinct long ago.

Professors are not supposed to teach you, you have classes for that. They exist so that you’d know how to cover entire introduction chapter in one lecture and still manage to keep students nonplussed.(STM sir….)

Lab attendants are Gods in disguise.

Office staff will make it a point to be helpful. In lunch break they possess the powers to make you feel helpless. (NO in our case….575 uncle(mava) is  PHARMACY PRINCIPAL……..)

If you are a girl, enter the washroom the moment you enter college. Travelling to college even for 5 minutes is harmful for your looks.

Talk shit. Find friends that like the shit you’ve talked. Never leave them.

If you are a guy, and you find a senior girl attractive, and-
a. if she is single. Do not mess with an unavailable chick.
b. if she’s a dropper. They usually talk a lot if you can supply good notes.
c. if she is sane, confirm it.

Creative answers do not impress professors.

Be late. Lie that you missed the bus. Do NOT extend the lie.

Bus fees ………uhfff…..used those money in wrong way by paying the bus fees.

Still in a doubt wat I had done that year…………………….except the shock of a backlog…………

“COMPILER DESIGN”……which made me realize….and then taught came into my mind….

“CAREER….LIFE…….HAVE TO DO SMETHNG……????”

MY FINAL YEAR…………. (Life is all about….!!!)

 

Started all With a fight with 539……….moved from it thnkng accept everything in life…

Vedaanta??

I guess every single thing in the world would fall into place if one thing from human nature “EGO”.. the I, Me, Myself factor..

Whatever be the circumstance, issue, situation, people just think of themselves leaving the core issue behind..!

“Ninnu nuvvu kolpokundaa chesukogaligedi nuvve.”

Taught of dng smethng different….so no college in my final year…..realisied at the end I have done nothing staying at home….being away from college……

The canteen person should know what you’re going to order as it’s your regular. A professor must ask you “are you in this class? I’ve never seen you before. Which lecture?”(L B sir….)

Even u r best ones start hiding from u………there comes into the play the taught in many peoples mind “ I Wanna show him what I m……”…

ee prapamchamlo annitikante vishaadam enti ante manam chesede inkokaru cheste, adi manaki tappugaa anipinchatam.

Engineering Project…heheheh lol…….taught of dng smethng….at last came to know with all the stuff I had…I can do ntng……

Since my  frst year all my friend use to think of me as “ GOOD….BAD….AN IDIOT……ARROGANT……”…..but everyone believed including my faculty that “this fellow has something……and he is smethng different…..”…..

At last came a big SURPRISE………..I M THE TOPPER IN THE LAST SEMESTER……….

Never hate u r life…….”all the way u have been happy…sad…..and more happy….”…..just change the way u look at u r life…….

I would like to end it by making every engineering students remember something…..

till class 10 : ” study till boards after that you can do whatever you want.”

class11-12: “its only 2 years more after that it like picnic in the college, believe me its true!!!

after entering into an engineering college and getting average % . : “you were not like this, what happened to you,  study hard to get placements if you want to live a happy life”

After almost its completed , i am still not able to reply  to questions which  ask me what engineering is all about, or what have i learnt till now,Good or Bad i don’t know but we are enjoying each and every moment here , and i suppose that is the most important thing, future will ultimately take its own course of action…..

Nijam – anveshanalonchi vastundi
Gelupu – krushilonchi vastundi

………….Thank You…………………..